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Wednesday, July 16, 2008, 7:59 PM
16th July 2008
What am I goin to tell today?
How about jokes?
~~Joke 1~~
A family of 4 consist of a daddy,mummy and 2 sons.The dad was recording something with his DVD recorder.They want to give a surprise to their sons and called their sons gather on the sofa..
Mom:Children,I got a big surprise for u
Elder son:What it is.mom?
Mom:Soon,both of u will have a younger brother.
(both mom and dad smile)
Elder son:Oh my god(too shock ady)
Their 2nd son was running around in the living with joy.Later on,he rushed to his daddy.He jumped high above the ground and said to his dad
2nd son:Yes daddy,U did it!!!!!
Understand?
Joke 2(a real story of my friend)
Well,I dun wan to mention his name la.The story goes like this...
This buggar went to tuition like usual.He went home through a shortcut where not that much ppl will use.That place was not used as the part was recently happened too many cases of robbery.So,he dare himself to walk on it.As he walk on it,he heard some motorcycles from behind.He turned back and saw 2 policemen.
He told himself,I am dead.He quickly run to avoid being rob.
Wait a second,that were the policemen,not the thieves.Why does he run?
Allright,the policemen suspected something on him la,of coz they chased my fren la.So,he was caught.
The policemen asked for his I/C.My friend was so scared and replied" tak,tak,takkk baaawa"
Ceh,didn't bring I/C only ma.Thot wat so serious.Nvm,u noe wat the policemen asked afta that
Oh,kau datang dari Singapura?
My fren was so blurred and replied.I tinggal sini la.He shown his student card and walked away safely.
I give him zadao ady!!!!
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